aeternanoxfleuret:

itpuddle:

saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary

yo’ll

(via tyleroakley)

napoleanbonafarte:
“ markv5:
““Двуногий, тебе еще рано спать! Как же ритуал вечернего жратвоприношения?” ”
“Two-legged, it’s still too early for you to sleep! What about the ritual of evening food-bringing?” ”
hospitalplant:
“i think about this every time i use tinder
”
yourcodenameis-michael:
“character development
”

414lilj:

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

(via weaksorry)

blumarvel:
“me at all times
”